Molly makes Custom Helmet Panties that FIT!"And they don't smack you in the eye like our other ones do" -Sewage Spill, River City Rollergirls | ||||
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Get a 4 pack for $50. It's most requested quantity! includes standard star as shown. outlined or doubled 2-color stars - add $4.00 per jammer add $1 for outlined pivot stripe Stars are stitched on, no peeling or cracking! All seams serged. Looser elastic for easy star passing. Conforms to WFTDA standards SHIPPING $5 per order for USPS Priority Mail (2-3 days) Canada/Mexico - $5 USD for first class mail (5-10 days) Anywhere else on Planet Earth - $10 USD for first class mail (9-14 days) Need to track it? Include $18 for USPS Express Mail overnight (USA ONLY) |
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Not sure what to get? Check out what other teams got here! | ||||
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Discount given for providing fabric I can get almost any color within a week. Call me. We can talk. In a hurry? Click thru to see fabrics on hand Don't be a diva on someone else's rink! Before you hit the road, find out what color helmet the home team intends to wear! --"Bad Form!" says Molly |
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NEED IT RIGHT NOW?Ready made, ready to ship. What you see is what you get.Colors may not appear true on your monitor | ||||
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Matte Black on Hot Pink Spandex $25 pair |
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the most popular color combination in derby $25 pair |
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Matte Grey on Matte Royal $25 pair |
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The second most requested color combination $25 pair |
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Matte Royal on Shimmery Orange $50 set of 4 (no splitting) |
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who doesn't like steampunk? $50 set of 4 (no splitting) |
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turquoise star on island indigo and blue floral print $50 set of 4 (no splitting) |
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you know those really ugly colors that hit the fashion stores every other spring? who am I to be different? $40 set of 4 (no splitting) |
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navy on mod orange and pink floral print $50 set of 4 (no splitting) |
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Matte white on matte Red. $25/ pair |
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Mod orange and pink floral on black. $25/ pair |
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'Cause sometimes a piece of fabric comes in that is so pretty I just can't wait for someone to ask for it. $25/ pair |
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Chocolate. Velvet. Zebra. Chocolate. Velvet. Zebra. You. Want Chocolate velvet zebra. $40/ set of 4 |
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Black and White double star on Steel Blue $50/ set of 4 |
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Golden Yellow on durable Matte Black $20/ pair |
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$40 for set of 4 |
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Get them for scrimmaging, save your pretty panties for bouting Pivot stripe is narrower than WFTDA regs Slicky Turquoise with Neon Pink $15 |
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Keep away from velco. You've been warned. $8 |
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Keep away from velco. You've been warned. $8 |
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This one is gone, but I left it here to let you know that it's okay to ask me to get happy with your star |  |
Jolly Roger patch $2 each about 3x4 inches acrylic felt washer/dryer safe. felt washing tip: shave off the pills with a disposable razor. | |
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Photos taken on a Bell (mid-size roundish) and a "Classic" (small & narrow) My pattern tends to be a bit loose on the "Classic" department store helmets, but they are secure and will not fall off. If I made them snugger, they would not fit on the large Protec helmets. Pachuca Loca's helmet painted by Igor's Custom |
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If you can find a better roller derby helmet panty - - BUY IT! | ||||
CLOSED
no orders accepted until July 1.
DO NOT PAY before you get a confirmation email from me. I will invoice you through Paypal. It hurts to dissappoint.
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I want you to be happy and look good. You can add "spacepiraterogue" to your yahoo messenger to ask questions or take me fabric shopping on the internet
I will not take work that I cannot fulfill on deadline.
people wear my panties on their helmets
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Dominion Derby Girls
...and she has no friends.
Neither do the other 2 guys.
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Things you should about helmet panties (for younger leagues):
Most experienced teams have 2 pivot/jammer pairs of every color combination that they use.
You will make your referees very sad if both teams show up with the same color panty, even if the star colors are different.
Jammers will not get their points if the panty is worn in such a way that the stars are not visible.
Jammers or Pivot-Jammers will not get their points if the panty is not on their helmet, no matter how visible the stars are.
Very few star colors will show up against camoflage.
You'd be surprised how many men cannot see red from green.
There is a tactical advantage to wearing black, but I am not supposed to tell you that.
Molly Shipwreck will be very sad if it is Wednesday night and you and want them by Saturday, unless it is already made and you are willing to pay for express mail. (but she might be talked into making a set if you want to drive to Norfolk Virginia to pick them up)
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