Molly makes Custom Helmet Panties that FIT!"And they don't smack you in the eye like our other ones do" -Sewage Spill, River City Rollergirls | ||||
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Get a 4 pack for $50. It's most requested quantity! includes standard star as shown. outlined or doubled 2-color stars - add $4.00 per jammer add $1 for outlined pivot stripe Stars are stitched on, no peeling or cracking! All seams serged. Looser elastic for easy star passing. Conforms to WFTDA standards SHIPPING $5 per order for USPS Priority Mail (2-3 days) Canada/Mexico - $5 USD for first class mail (5-10 days) Anywhere else on Planet Earth - $10 USD for first class mail (9-14 days) Need to track it? Include $18 for USPS Express Mail overnight (USA ONLY) |
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Not sure what to get? Check out what other teams got here! | ||||
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Discount given for providing fabric I can get almost any color within a week. Call me. We can talk. Don't be a diva on someone else's rink! Before you hit the road, find out what color helmet the home team intends to wear! --"Bad Form!" says Molly |
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NEED IT RIGHT NOW?Ready made, ready to ship. What you see is what you get.Colors may not appear true on your monitor | ||||
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very bright kelly green with glam white $25 / 1 pair |
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a nifty spiderweb print on royal blue with violet star $50 / 2 pair |
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royal purple on matte black $50 / 2 pair |
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glam blue with shiny white. pretty! $50 / 2 pair |
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very popular combination $50 / 2 pair |
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turquoise star on island indigo and blue floral print $25/ 1 pair |
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you know those really ugly colors that hit the fashion stores every other spring? who am I to be different? $40 set of 4 (no splitting) |
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navy on mod orange and pink floral print $50 / 2 pair |
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Black and White double star on Steel Blue $50/ set of 4 |
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This one is gone, but I left it here to let you know that it's okay to ask me to get happy with your star |  |
Jolly Roger patch $2 each about 3x4 inches acrylic felt washer/dryer safe. felt washing tip: shave off the pills with a disposable razor. | |
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Photos taken on a Bell (mid-size roundish) and a "Classic" (small & narrow) My pattern tends to be a bit loose on the "Classic" department store helmets, but they are secure and will not fall off. If I made them snugger, they would not fit on the large Protec helmets. Pachuca Loca's helmet painted by Igor's Custom |
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If you can find a better roller derby helmet panty - - BUY IT! | ||||
I GOT MY SERGER BACK!
Back in business, thanks for your patience!!!
To order, contact Molly at spacepiraterogue at yahoo or call 757.626.0409
DO NOT PAY before you get a confirmation email from me. I will invoice you through Paypal. It hurts to dissappoint.
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I want you to be happy and look good. You can add "spacepiraterogue" to your yahoo messenger to ask questions or take me fabric shopping on the internet
I will not take work that I cannot fulfill on deadline.
people wear my panties on their helmets
Molly Shipwreck is a retired referee for the
Dominion Derby Girls
...and she has no friends.
Neither do the other 2 guys.
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Things you should about helmet panties (for younger leagues):
Most experienced teams have 2 pivot/jammer pairs of every color combination that they use.
Having 2 pairs means your jammers and pivots don't have to find each other at track turnover. A whole lot less confusion, and that little extra time to compose yourself before the whistle blows makes a huge difference.
You will make your referees very sad if both teams show up with the same color panty, even if the star colors are different.
Jammers will not get their points if the panty is worn in such a way that the stars are not visible.
Jammers or Pivot-Jammers will not get their points if the panty is not on their helmet, no matter how visible the stars are.
Very few star colors will show up against camoflage.
You'd be surprised how many men cannot see red from green.
There is a tactical advantage to wearing black, but I am not supposed to tell you that.
Molly Shipwreck will be very sad if it is Wednesday night and you and want them by Saturday, unless it is already made and you are willing to pay for express mail. (but she might be talked into making a set if you want to drive to Norfolk Virginia to pick them up)
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